The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.101 billion Wepeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,856 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 205,486 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and preservative-laden Wickedly evil peoplean cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 167,792^nd in the world and 2,135^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 167.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.